A Big Dish of Spite...

I'm not usually a McDonald's patron. I prefer Burger King if I must eat fast food, but after seeing the Unhappy Meals and poor execution of PETA propaganda I decided to make a trip to the Golden Arches for some Chicken McNuggets. I entered the fine establishment and was greeted by a clean enviornment with a nice water wall, laughing children, and smiling employee faces. How many other companies are like that? McDonald's is a fine American entity and I am sick to death of PETA's misguided efforts. I believe Bill O'Reilly missed the point in last night's segment. I don't care what message a group puts out, but they had better go through parents instead of seeking to indoctrinate innocent children directly. No one will teach a belief system to my children without my previous examination and consent.

Anyway, I had a great box of crispy, hot chicken with BBQ sauce. It tasted great Ingrid Newkirk! Your squabbles hurt my ears worse than any dying chicken. My only disappointment with McDonald's is that it does not have more animals on the menu.